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lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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bepeu:

i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

trevorbelmondo:

Persona Q is confirmed for never coming out

andrewbreitel:

"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram

peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

notwifi:

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vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.